“In today’s news, three internet users recently fell into mysterious comas after arguing online.
Was it a collapse of morality or a distortion of human nature? We do not know.
Police have now launched an investigation.
We will continue to follow the story. Stay tuned to this channel for further updates…”
As soon as the host finished speaking, a staff member pointed to the teleprompter, where the following words were clearly displayed:
“One of them has a heart condition and was angered into a coma at the hospital.”
The host froze, then looked down and pretended to tidy up a blank sheet of A4 paper, ignoring the message while waiting for the music to finish.
Wearing a suit jacket with floral shorts and flip-flops, he dashed off with a slap-slap-slap.
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What nobody knew was that the three people who had mysteriously fallen into comas were leaping around inside Ruyi's Royal Love in the Palace.
One was baring his teeth as he climbed the steps to the imperial throne, screaming inwardly:
“Good grief! What emperor has to climb this thing to ascend the throne?!”
Another spoke in a mechanical voice, taunting her:
“Oh, come on. Aren’t you always boasting that this is a serious historical drama? Miss Serious Drama…”
The third, a tiny figure, sat huddled among a profusion of flowers, tending to the plants. When someone offered her a white bun, she nearly dropped to her knees in excitement, ignoring the haughty words of the old palace woman across from her:
“The new emperor ascends the throne today, and all prisoners have been pardoned. Everyone else got something nice, but this bun is all you’re worth.”
And so, let’s see how the three of them make their way forward, step by step…
It's quite refreshing, but it's just that catching Wei Yanwan alone will bring disaster.