Cheng Wanying, originally a boring noblewoman in the capital, listened to the repeated bad poems, looked at the outrageous bun, and roared eight hundred times in her heart at the poetry meeting, but the "melon-eating system" unexpectedly came from the sky!
From then on, she was either eating melon or on the way to eat melon every day:
[The Prince of Yong'an knelt down to redeem a famous prostitute and was chased by his father three times] She crushed the cake and suppressed laughter;
[The Minister of Rites pays "bedside tax" to be afraid of his wife] Before she could do anything, the censor took the ginseng first;
[Even at the polo match, the BMWs of the two Earls' Palaces staged "inter-ethnic elopements"] She was even more stunned and her expression lost control!
What's outrageous is that a group of big guys secretly formed the "Listen to My Heart and Melon Eating Group". Crown Prince Shen Ze ate melons at close range by discussing knowledge. The emperor granted Ting Xingua permission to enter the palace, and even the efficiency of the court soared because he helped her complete the task of eating melons.
Cheng Wanying: I just want to eat in peace, how come I have become the top in the capital?
Big guys: No, we just want to rub your dick!