The original He Yuzhu was called “Silly Zhu” and “an idiot.” Judging by the things he did, the names weren’t exactly undeserved.
But one day, a stranger’s soul arrives in the Siheyuan world and takes over He Yuzhu’s identity.
“What? I’m supposed to be a cook? In this day and age, of course I’m joining the army to serve my country!”
“Now you say I don’t have any skills and want me to become an apprentice? Take a good look: where would they dare make a decorated hero with multiple first-class merits serve other people? What, you want a taste of the nation’s iron fist?”
“Yushui, so He Daqing left. So what? From now on, I, He Yuzhu, will hold this family together.”
“As for everyone else, don’t mess with me. If you do, I’ll show you what a soldier returning from the battlefield can do.”
“The First Master wants me to provide for him in his old age? Sorry, I’m too busy bringing honor to my country!”
“The Second Master wants me to pull strings for him? Wait, what qualifications do you have? Go take some night classes first!”
“The Third Master wants to buy things from me, and below market price, no less? Sorry, Third Master, I’m undercover. Hands in the air!”
“Qin Huairu? Some married woman? I’m no Cao Cao, I’m not into that. Hey, you... Hey, me... What is the truth of the universe? Where do people come from, and where are they going? Are we the first civilization in the universe? ...”
“Jia Zhangshi, bleugh! You’re so ugly you made me sick. What? I meant your personality, of course. Your looks are awful too. Hey, Jia Zhangshi, why are you cursing at me!”
A new Siheyuan story is about to begin.
