I Confess: I'm Pan Jinlian!

Lin Xiaolian, a bar hostess who had planned to coast through life in the modern nightlife scene, unexpectedly got bound to a “Death from the Start” System and began a wildly absurd transmigration adventure! Trying to dodge a motorcycle, she fell and became Pan Jinlian. Then she turned around and pulled Ximen Qing over. “Hey, handsome, want to join my business? Jinlian Brand Flatbreads will help you reach the top and marry a rich beauty!” She landed in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils as the heir to the Free and Unfettered Sect, practiced the Northern Darkness Divine Skill like yoga, and vigorously promoted her business savvy. She helped Bao Zheng solve cases while building her business all the way into the Kaifeng Prefecture. In The Legend of the Condor Heroes, she won Ouyang Ke over and led Ouyang Feng around by the nose. In The Return of the Condor Heroes, she brainwashed Yang Guo and Xiaolongnü, and her wellness center in the Tomb of the Living Dead thrived. She became Qingwen in Dream of the Red Chamber and tore Jia Huan to shreds, taught Ying Ning how to date in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, and even rewrote Nie Xiaoqian’s ghost marriage script, flirting with NPCs across all three realms! The System broke down on the spot. “Host, we’re supposed to conquer the plot, not wreck it!” Lin Xiaolian crossed her legs and crunched on sunflower seeds. “What’s there to be afraid of? Your big sister has one rule: have fun while you’re at it, and make every disaster legendary!”