I Rejected the System Ten Thousand Times, and Now It Begs Me to Lie Flat and Carry the Team

[Lie flat to become invincible + comedy + multiple heroines]

Xuan Xiao transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes a good-for-nothing grand-uncle who can’t cultivate.

But his seniority is so high, and he’s so lazy, that even when he lies flat, people wait on him hand and foot.

Unable to stand watching this, the System urges him to cultivate every day. Sick of the nagging, Xuan Xiao decides to unbind it, and the System instantly has a meltdown and turns dark!

[Sir, please, don’t unbind me]

[I was wrong, my little ancestor. How about you lie flat while I carry you to victory?]

[Host detected breathing. Reward: Heaven’s Fortune Art]

[Host detected eating three meals. Reward: God-Devouring Cauldron]

[Host detected looking at a beauty. Reward: Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Sword]

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