Jiang Che, a modern-day slacker, transmigrates into Naruto and gets a golden finger that lets him sense emotions. He plans to use his mind-reading ability to become an unremarkable big shot.
But then he unexpectedly comes across a snowball of a Hinata, bullied to tears, and is forced to start raising a kid.
On the day of enrollment, he’s quietly watching the main cast stir up trouble when a small voice behind him exclaims, “It’s you…”
From then on, Jiang Che is stuck with a little tagalong, and he realizes the plot is getting more and more off track:
He’s the one who calms the rampaging Shukaku, purifies the tailed beasts’ resentment, and even hands Itachi a tissue on the night of the Uchiha massacre!
When Kaguya Otsutsuki descends from the sky and sees Jiang Che bearing twelve Truth-Seeking Balls, Hinata with her blue Byakugan and Tenseigan, and Sasuke with a double tomoe Rinnegan alongside Naruto in Creation Rebirth Mode…
The Otsutsuki matriarch slowly types a question mark: “Is there something wrong with this generation of shinobi?”
[A Reader’s Guide]
1. The male lead lives for a laugh, and his golden finger enables all kinds of outrageous antics, specializing in fixing every regret from the original story.
2. Hinata is the heroine, and watching her grow is a delight. The romance is MAX-level sweet.
3. The plot is heavily reworked but still logically consistent, and Madara is constantly getting picked on.
4. Also known as “Help! A Spoiler-Happy Shinobi Picks Up a Byakugan Baby from the Start” and “Everyone in Konoha Has a Reaction Image.”
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[Original text] Jiang Che bent over suddenly, his stomach spasmed violently, and he retched uncontrollably. His face instantly turned as pale as paper, and a lot of cold sweat broke out on his forehead. The kunai in his hand fell to the ground with a clang, and his whole body shook like a broken leaf in the wind.