The World Is Twisted? Easy, I’ll Just Become a God

You ask if I'm truly the youngest and strongest Hunter?

I laughed. I've told you before: don't ask me things even the dog at the old lady's place on West Street knows.

You say I'm the most evil aberration?

As if! Don't go spreading nonsense. Oh, and remember to give me your address. The Church is coming to bring you some warmth.

You say my girlfriend isn't real?

What?! Come out and fight me! My wife is hanging right there in the sky, and you didn't see her? Aberrations really are asking to die...