[Transmigrate Into a Book] [Mom's Comeback] [Face-Slapping and Tearing Scumbags Apart] [Devoted Couple] [Unhinged Fiction]
What a joke! In my previous life, I was a stay-at-home mom. I heard so much emotional manipulation that my ears grew calluses, and in the end, I literally died from exhaustion to the sound of my child's crying.
The moment I opened my eyes, I found myself transmigrated into the tragic romance novel I'd written, as the saintly heroine who served as the beloved woman's "walking blood bank."
Fine. It's just a change of workplace, isn't it? But this time, I'm going to run over every single idiot!
My scumbag husband wants me to donate blood? I kick a 200-pound bodyguard flying. "Want my blood? Then pay with your life!"
My evil mother-in-law wants me to kneel? "The Qing dynasty is long gone, Mom. Keep nagging and I'll take you up to the rooftop so we can end this once and for all!"
The white lotus sets up a trap? I turn around and beat the thugs she hired until they're crippled. "Next time, spend a little more and hire professionals."
I was having the time of my life losing it, when I unexpectedly became the cure for Ninth Master Lu, the most powerful man in the capital.
He grips my wrist, his gaze obsessive. "Don't go. Stay by my side. I'll give you my life."
Me: "Thanks, but no thanks. Men only slow down my money-making."
Ninth Master Lu: "All my money is yours."
Me: "...Fine, boss, you're generous. It's a pleasure doing business with you!"