After Being Entangled by a Tentacled Evil God, I Became Everyone's Favorite

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[A lazy, lie-flat little girl who just wants to laze around X A sinister, obsessive tentacle-wielding evil god]

[Everyone dotes on her + Universal darling + Not a strong heroine + Size difference + Tentacle warning + Overpowered male lead + Healing, sweet, cozy vibes]

Qiao Youyou, who works part-time at a library, discovers a strange book covered in dust.

Its yellowed pages show a bizarre magic circle, alongside a line of glittering advertising copy:

“Give it a try! Room and board included, lifelong riches guaranteed, and no rat race!”

...Well, she's got nothing else to do.

She traces the magic circle on a whim. Maybe it'll really make her rich for life?

Surely... nothing will actually happen, right?

As it turns out, something very much does happen.

She really does summon... something.

A devastatingly handsome man with a sinister gaze and a dangerous aura.

He stares at her in silence as his icy tentacles wrap around her neck.

It looks as if he's about to tear her apart at any moment.

Can someone explain why this man has tentacles?! What on earth did she summon?!

The evil god Cthul just awoke from a long slumber.

The wounds left by the war among the gods still ache, but he doesn't care.

Those so-called “children” think they can overthrow him and take charge?

They're just a bunch of clueless ants. He'll beat them into submission; he doesn't care if they die.

His subordinates are performing a sacrificial ritual. As usual, they'll offer up a delicious sacrifice.

But when the light of the teleportation array fades...

Can someone tell him why he was supposed to receive the sacrifice, but ended up being sacrificed instead?!

#Can I still return him? Asking online, and it's kind of urgent!#

#Where's the promised sacrifice? How did I end up sacrificing myself?!#