“You killed a Golden Core tiger demon with one palm strike, and you call yourself a holy monk with no strength to even swat a chicken?”
After transmigrating into Tang Xuanzang, Lin Feng discovered that the Journey to the West was a massive live-action reality show.
You want me to follow the script, cry for help, and play an NPC?
Lin Feng laughed, then turned around and slapped the demon “extras” begging for mercy.
[Ding! Multiplier System bound!]
Basic Buddha Palm? Multiply it by ten and gain enlightenment in the Vajra Demon-Subduing Palm!
One inner core? Multiply it by ten and I'll snack on them like candy!
From then on, the whole style of Journey to the West went completely off the rails! The entire Three Realms was stunned.
Guanyin Bodhisattva: “Change the script! Change it now! How is Tang Sanzang fiercer than the demons?!”
Black Bear Spirit: “Director, help! I only came to steal a kasaya. Why is he chasing me and trying to take my cave?!”
Sun Wukong: “Weren't I supposed to protect my master? Why did he wipe out the demon with one slap?!”
Years later, when Tang Xuanzang reached the summit of Spirit Mountain,
Tathagata Buddha trembled with fear. “Xuanzang, you can have all the scriptures. Please, just take back your divine powers!”
