Discontinued.
Haiyuan's first attempt at a cultivation novel. I won't write this genre again in this lifetime.
Ji Fan's pet shop is on the verge of closing, and he's drowning in debt. Just as his landlord comes to hound him, he awakens the weakest System in history!
[All-Spirits Affinity System (Trial Version)]
Ability: [Calm Spiritual Energy]
Effect: None.
Ji Fan: ...?
You lousy System, are you messing with me?!
He thinks the System will vanish after one use, not realizing it has already become a passive ability!
The husky he casually pets is an ancient demon king, extinct for ages. He mistakes it for an ordinary husky, while the husky interprets his actions as a test of its resolve to “roam the mortal world”;
The sick fish and old turtle he buys for ten yuan cause the East Sea to swell with one flip and the North Sea to quake with one stretch of the neck, yet Ji Fan just thinks they're ordinary pets with “a bit of pep”;
He bathes a stray cat, turning the Nine-Tailed Princess of Qingqiu into a clingy kitty, and even purifies an ancient blood curse in the process!
From then on, the demon world spreads the rumor: Jiangcheng hides a secret dungeon, and the ordinary man sweeping the entrance is none other than the Creator himself!
Saintesses from every race, Dragon Princes, and ancient ancestors compete to overinterpret everything, elbowing one another to get hired as shop clerks and shop pets. They even offer to work for free, just hoping for a word of “enlightenment” from the boss.
Meanwhile, shopkeeper Ji Fan is waving his broom and yelling at his customers:
“Stop reading so much into everything! I'm just an honest citizen!”
The next moment, his broom sweeps past and a heavenly tribulation spanning the nine skies is reduced to ash. The demon kings all choke back tears and cry out in unison:
“Even sweeping the floor, Senior wields the laws of annihilation! What kind of mighty patron have we latched onto?”
