Awakening Calabash Vine at the Beginning, I Am the God of War in the Siheyuan

[Absurd reality + urban martial arts + courtyard house + Calabash baby + cool writing + strong emotions] Traveling through the Sixty Years, he became a fool who was bullied. Fortunately, the gourd vine in his body awakened on the spot! Bite! Unlock the magical power of Da Wa and be able to carry the cauldron! [Ding! Unlock the four-child spirit flame and refine the elixir to burn demons! ... With the seven great magical powers in my possession, I started from the Siheyuan. No matter what kind of half-demon undercover or martial arts master you are, in front of my "Gourd Little King Kong" form, you will blow them all up with one punch! Not convinced? My treasure gourd specializes in all kinds of dissatisfaction!