Taoist Animal

[Anti-Cthulhu, the apocalypse in the early stage, infinite in the mid-term, and cultivating immortality in the later stage. A refreshing article containing Chizhi + Holy Mother + Tengu + repaying evil with kindness + incompetence and rage Prove the Tao through poison, welcome to try poison! Huang Pizi has gone through three tribulations, and he only needs to find someone to beg for his mouth to become an immortal! For the first time, it found a monk and stood in front of him and asked him eloquently. "You think I look like a fairy?" The monk said nothing and peeled off its skin to make a coat. The second time, it found a nun and asked eloquently behind her back. "You think I look like a fairy?" The nun said nothing and took its meat to cure gonorrhea. Huang Pizi was left with only a skeleton, unable to speak or walk, and his heart was filled with despair. At this time, Ye Ji, who was holding two bald heads, passed by it. "Hey, this skeleton has hands and feet, and the fingers are long and slender. It looks like..." "It's very much like working from nine to ten with a mortgage loan, living frugally, marrying a wife, and finding out that the child is a bastard."