“A corpse just came back to life!!!”
The scream rang out across the little village. Xiao Yao had just crawled out of a dirt pit, covered in mud. She sneered, “Uncle, you couldn’t even spare a new burial mat? You’re so stingy you’d pinch pennies at the gates of Hell?”
Two days after being reborn, she had witnessed with her own eyes how her uncle’s family had “sent her off.” Now that her tough-as-nails soul was back in charge, the first order of business was to settle every last score!
“Where’s Grandpa?!”
Her uncle, Xiao Guofu, tried to shift the blame. “It was all your aunt’s idea! She said you’d stopped breathing!”
Her aunt, Wang Jinhua, shrieked and stamped her feet. “Bullshit! You’re the one who said burying her would be easier!”
Just as the couple were busy tearing into each other, a furious roar rang out: “Xiao Guofu! I’ll curse your ancestors!”
A dark figure flashed past, and a fist like iron slammed Xiao Guofu straight into the ground.
“It’s Third Uncle! That troublemaker is back!”
Xiao Yao looked at the face that was identical to her uncle’s in her previous life. Tears welled in her eyes as she was about to act spoiled, but then her vision went black
“Crap, I haven’t eaten in two days. My big entrance failed...”
She wailed inwardly as she fell, only to land in a solid embrace.
Her hot-tempered Third Uncle glared fiercely. “Don’t be afraid, Yao Yao! Third Uncle will help you split from the family and take down this pack of heartless bastards!”
Before Xiao Yao passed out, she had just one thought:
“Did I just get an SSR bodyguard with this rebirth?”
Third Uncle can knock out one crooked relative after another, and he’ll take on anyone and everyone!
· Armed with modern knowledge, Xiao Yao thrives at farming and business, leading Grandpa and her younger brother to a better life!
· The villagers: “Has that Xiao family niece been possessed? How did she suddenly get so fierce?!”
· Xiao Yao smiles. “I’m not possessed. I’m reborn with cheats!”
It's pretty cool, keep up the good work!