Wei Kai's simp buddy has been drained of every last cent, but Wei Kai awakens the strongest Simp System. He can give out simp funds, and spending money earns cashback and lottery draws. Yet he throws his head back and sighs: "There's no way I'm becoming a simp. Not in this lifetime. I'd rather use my money to treat my buddy to a meal." What? The simp fund is only 250? Get lost, you broke System! Don't ruin my appetite...
What! He has a System too?
What! All these people have Systems?
What! My System is the weakest?
Then I'll just make my own System. Sushi, I guess.
(This is a silly comedy.)
