I traveled through time and became Tang Monk, and also awakened the memories of my previous nine lives.
In my memory, I am not a holy monk, but a "human-shaped peach" kept in captivity by the Tathagata!
In the first life, I was eaten by five hundred Arhats; in the second life, my flesh was cut off by the eight great Bodhisattvas; in the third life, the Ancient Buddha Randeng personally refined me into elixirs... Nine lives of reincarnation, and nine lives of food!
In this life, the Tathagata pretended to be happy and asked me to go to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures, promising that I would become a Buddha immediately after I succeed.
I laughed.
Success? It's just a grander "Tang Monk Meat" feast!
Go to hell! I won't serve you anymore!
On the surface, I am still the compassionate brother Yudi, but secretly, I use the memory of my ninth life to lay out a monstrous killing plan!
Great Sage, did you know there is another conspiracy under the Five Elements Mountain? Bajie, the position of Marshal Tianpeng is ready for you! Sha Seng, your glass cup is actually the Jade Emperor's trick!
Her Majesty the Queen, don't ask me if my daughter is beautiful. Marry me and I will make you the Lord of the Kingdom of God!
Gods and Buddhas all over the sky regard me as a chess piece, but they don't know that I will be the chess player who will subvert the three realms!
This time, traveling westward is not a journey, but a journey of my... Revenge!
