I Transmigrated as Tang Sanzang and Married the Queen of the Kingdom of Women!

I transmigrated into Tang Sanzang and awakened the memories of my previous nine lives. In those memories, I wasn’t a holy monk. I was a “human-shaped flat peach” kept by the Tathagata! In my first life, five hundred Arhats devoured me. In my second, the Eight Great Bodhisattvas carved me up for meat. In my third, the Ancient Buddha of Burning Lamp personally refined me into a pill… Nine lives, and in every one, I was food! In this life, the Tathagata puts on a show of sincerity, sending me west to fetch the scriptures and promising that I’ll become a Buddha the moment I succeed. I laughed. Succeed? It just means a grander feast of “Tang Monk meat”! To hell with the Western Paradise! I’m done serving you! On the surface, I’m still the compassionate imperial brother. In secret, I use the memories of my nine lives to lay a deadly trap! Great Sage, do you know there’s another conspiracy beneath Five Elements Mountain? Bajie, the Dao Ancestor has already prepared the Marshal Tianpeng position for you! Sha Seng, your crystal goblet was the Jade Emperor’s plot to make himself look like a victim all along! Your Majesty the Queen, don’t ask me if your daughter is beautiful. Marry me, and I’ll make you the ruler of the divine kingdom! The gods and Buddhas of the heavens see me as a pawn, never realizing that I’ll be the one moving the pieces, ready to overturn the Three Realms! This time, the journey west isn’t a pilgrimage to fetch scriptures. It’s my… road to revenge!