On the first day when I joined the big factory "Pangu", I, Ma Lu, set three rules for myself: don't work overtime, don't take the blame, and don't argue with stupid people.
My dream is to be a salted fish that can turn over on time.
But I was born with a bug - I can't tell lies.
It's not that morality doesn't allow it, it's that my body and the entire universe are stopping me!
When the project manager asked me to find an excuse for the delayed bug, I honestly pointed out eighteen logical loopholes in his code in front of Party A's father.
When the HR director suggested that I eliminate the pregnant colleague, I slapped the labor law on her face and "accidentally" posted the recording of the conversation to the company's anonymous forum.
When the president made a big deal and said that the company is our home, I couldn't help but whisper: "How can anyone let their family members still have unpaid wages every day?" - But it happened that the microphone was not turned off when he spoke.
From then on, I became famous in "Pangu". They call me "workplace quality inspector", "bug buster" and "boss nemesis".
Everyone thought I had a great background and wanted to rectify the workplace.
Only I know——
Please! I really just want to live my life quietly and be a loser! Please don't give me any more promotions or raises! If this continues, I will become CEO!
