Traveling back in time to a young official in an ancient county government, Zhang Goudan was sent to the guillotine with a piece of paper for breaking his boss's good deeds before he could realize his ultimate dream of "drinking tea, reading newspapers, and getting off work on time."
Seeing the ghost-headed sword fall, Zhang Goudan was so frightened that he lost his mind, holding his head and talking nonsense: "It is not appropriate to break ground today, the light of blood is an ominous sign, I am afraid there will be the wrath of thunder, and the nine tribes will be implicated!"
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the prison officer was shaken and asked him to come down from the execution ground on the spot. He bowed his head and said, "Sir, you are really a man of God! I was worried about how to present this list of treason, but your words woke me up!"
Zhang Goudan:? ? ? I just want to delay time, why are you still thinking of a plot drama?
From then on, Zhang Goudan never returned on the road of being misunderstood.
When he wanted to take a sick leave, it was considered a test for his subordinates; when he casually said something in his sleep, it was regarded as a motto handed down from generation to generation; when he accidentally tripped while walking, it was interpreted as a supreme body law.
Emperor: "Zhang Aiqing is the sage of the country!"
Colleague: "Master Zhang, you are a role model for us!"
Zhang Goudan was about to cry but had no tears. He hugged his official salary and said, "Please, I really don't want to be promoted! I just want to go home and hang out!"
