Bizarre Concept Skills: I Slay Gods with Outrageous Tricks!

[Urban High Martial Arts] [Supernatural Awakening] [Infinite Flow] [Fun Seeker] [System Style] [Dark Humor] [Violent Aesthetics] [Satisfying Contrast]

The world-ending “gods” descended. My ten-billion fortune vanished in an instant, and 731 of my “girlfriends for a day” were slaughtered in the streets!

I laughed in my fury and activated the [Taboo Sequence System]. My first supernatural ability turned out to be, [Hair Growth Technique: Lush Hair]?

Fuck that!

I’ll show the gods what cruel humor really means!

As a “divine envoy” grinned at me, moving at supersonic speed, I struck back with “Hair Growth Technique.”

My hair shot out for a thousand meters, strangling him into a pulp. The survivors cried, “Mom’s hair is wrapping him up!”

The “God of Sonic Booms” descended, opening his mouth to destroy the city?

I used [Pikachu]: “Pika! Pikachu!”

The mighty god was publicly humiliated, then wrapped up like a dumpling in my hair!

The System showered me with rewards, and I unlocked [Thousand Years of Pain (Guaranteed Hit)]!

The “God of Annihilation” descended in person to erase me?

I used a long-distance “Thousand Years of Pain” pressure-point strike. The god clutched his butt and darted through the sky, his dignity in tatters!

You control space and time?

I’ll make you “Pikachu” the hard way!

You’re immortal?

I’ll wrap you up with “Hair Growth Technique” and turn you into performance art!

I’m not here to save the world. I’m here to laugh at you!

When the “Lord of the Gods” raised his god-slaying spear, I sneered and activated [One Hundred Percent Chance of Catching a Blade Barehanded]. I snatched the spear and struck back with a “Thousand Years of Pain”!

Gods?

They’re just high-level entertainment on my road to revenge!

Tremble! Who’s next to be publicly humiliated?!