It's a Showdown, I Wrote the Apocalypse

[Dihua+apocalyptic+weird+imaginative+boss+relaxed and funny+superpowers and high martial arts+no CP] Mu Xuejian woke up and entered a strange apocalypse (she thought it was an epidemic). The world is filled with gray fog, weird things are rampant, the bosses have cool powers, and she is a Muggle! Mu Xuejian: There is no system cheat, I understand, she is just a cannon fodder. She found a cheap shop and opened a small shop, intending to fish in a low profile and survive by selling milk tea, books and writing street novels. But she never expected—— The fragments of the novel she wrote collapsed were picked up by top experts. She had an epiphany on the spot, broke through to the legendary realm, and shouted: "I understand! This is the inheritance of the ancient gods!" The Tang poetry and Song lyrics she recited while making coffee were actually able to purify mental pollution and cure madness. They were broadcast live around the world and were revered as the "Sacred Word of Salvation"! The cultural and creative tape sold in her shop has a mysterious pattern and has been stamped and certified by the Federation as a "Sealing Talisman for Special Attack Against Monsters". It has been sold at a sky-high price, but it has no market! Big bosses around the world are going crazy: "She must have opened the store to select the destined ones!" "The coffee grounds she poured out are sacred objects for predicting the future!" "Hurry up and decipher the deep cosmic laws of her latest chapter review 'water word count'!" Mu Xuejian looked at the giants from all walks of life who suddenly began to line up religiously to check in at the door, and her head was filled with questions: "No, is my milk tea so delicious?!" … Until the world-destroying master tore apart the sky and plunged the world into despair. Mu Xue put down her coffee cup and frowned slightly at this "customer": "Be quiet, you're disturbing other customers!" The next second, the scheming master and the entire gray mist were deleted by her with one click! ! !