This is an unofficial history of Journey to the West that makes the Tathagata laugh off the lotus seat and the Jade Emperor spurts out fairy tea from the Lingxiao Palace!
The biggest secret on the way to learn the scriptures is not to fight monsters at all——
Wukong's tightening curse is actually the WIFI password of the Heavenly Palace, Bajie's rake is the God of Cooking's barbecue grill, and Sha Monk's rosary is a 500-year-old Chinese toy.
The truth about Tang Monk's immortality is actually a false advertisement for heavenly health products, and the Tathagata Buddha's hairstyle hides the greatest anxiety about appearance in the three realms.
When the scripture collection team returned to China with pirated scriptures, they discovered that the entire Journey to the West was a fairy version of "Transformation in the Workplace"...
