Siheyuan: From the Start, One Slap Leaves the Beasts Dumbfounded

“Silly Zhu, just admit it... I'm begging you as your big sister!”

Faced with Qin Huairu's pitiful moral blackmail, He Yuzhu, who has just transmigrated, raises his hand and slaps her!

A simp? The thing I hate most in this life is simps!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, on tearing off a hypocrite's mask. You have triggered the “Teach the Villains How to Behave” series of quests!]

[Quest One: The Hungry Ghosts' Wails]: Eat meat heartily in front of the Jia family and complete a sign-in while listening to them howl in despair!

[Quest Two: The Hypocrite's Downfall]: Expose First Master Yi Zhonghai's scheme to get someone to support him in his old age in front of everyone, and shatter his carefully crafted image!

[Quest Three: The Root of Having No Heirs]: Use the [Truth Talisman] to make Xu Damao confess that he is infertile!

[Final Quest: Snatch Her from Fate]: Win Lou Xiao'e over, become her savior, and take over her future billion-yuan fortune while you're at it!

And what about Teacher Ran and Qin Jingru?

He Yuzhu says: This 21st-century soul of mine believes only in an exchange of value! If you want to talk about love, show me what you bring to the table and prove you're sincere!

When the women who were once everyone's dream girls and green-tea schemers come begging to enter the He household, they find they're not even close to getting through the door!

When the villains realize that Silly Zhu, the man they once pushed around, has become someone they can only look up to, it's already too late.

He Yuzhu: “I'm a simple man. If someone makes me unhappy, I'll make their whole family pay!”