Eunuch? I Became a Father for Eternity by Recognizing My Relatives!

I gave you the power to rule the country, not to ask you to claim my kinship everywhere! ——A certain emperor who was about to be dismissed said this. Lin Yan traveled through time and became nine thousand years old, and was bound to a strange system. As long as he recognized his relatives, he could become stronger. As a result, the painting style suddenly changed: Dongchang ruthless person? It's me! Commander of the Imperial Guard? He's my adopted son! Poor Leng Gong? It's my daughter! The prince of an enemy country? Come here and call me Daddy! The originally bloody court suddenly turned into a 9,000-year-old "large-scale family recognition scene." Qingliu scolded him for being a bad official, and the next day his son found out about the corruption of Qingliu's leader. A martial arts master came to assassinate him, but he was hung up and beaten by his goddaughter (the leader of the demon sect) before he even entered the door. The emperor wanted to reduce his power and found that most of the civil and military officials in the dynasty were "related" to him. Lin Yan: "I am physically disabled, but I like to have children and grandchildren in my house. Do you have any objections?" Everyone: "No objections! As long as you are happy, godfather/grandpa!" This is an outrageous story about a nine-thousand-year-old man who recognized his godson and became his eternal father.