I'm the Cockroach King, and I Season Myself with Salt

[Absurd + Unhinged + Passionate + Come on, Chi Lai + Multiple heroines + Based on the author's personal experience]

I, Xiao Chunan, am charming, dashing, and young with a bright future.

Some bandits kidnapped me and forced me to transmigrate.

Hah, I can get by on my looks, so why bother relying on my abilities?

What, you picked the wrong one? A [Twin-Tails System]?

No big deal. I'm as broad-minded as a double-door fridge.

Give me a Great Sage template, a Lu Bu template, or even Hatsune Miku. I'm fine with any of them.

Ah, why is my body so small? Why is my head so pointy?

Holy crap!! I've transmigrated into Guangdong Twin-Tails!

(This isn't a dream, but waking up still moves me to tears. Bzz bzz bzz~)