I Am the Cockroach King, I Feed Myself Bags of Salt

[Abstract + Epilepsy + Passionate + Quickly Red + Multiple Female Protagonists + Author's Personal Experience] I, Xiao Chunan, am charming, young and promising, The thieves kidnapped me and forced me to travel through time, Oh, I can rely on my face to make a living, why should I rely on my strength? What, wrong choice? Double Ponytail System? It's okay, it's okay. My mind is as broad as a double-door refrigerator. It's not impossible to choose a Great Sage template, Lu Bu template, or Hatsune Miku. Ah, why is the body so small and the head so pointed? Damn it! ! I actually wore Cantonese double ponytails! (This is not a dream, but I was still very moved when I woke up, buzzing~)