I Became the Villain of a Comic, and I'm Using Forum Spoilers to Save Them

I wake up inside a comic book as a cannon-fodder villain destined to be defeated by the heroes. Without hesitation, I register an anonymous forum secret identity and start leaking the heroes’ weaknesses and the villains’ guaranteed paths to victory. I plan to throw the plot into chaos and use the confusion to escape, but the comic’s forum explodes with readers frantically guessing who’s behind the secret identity. On the day of the final battle, the hero points his sword at my heart and sneers, “Found you.”

I put on a brave face and try to come up with some final words, only to see him lean in and whisper, “Writer, when are you updating the next part of the script?”

It turns out the audience has already imagined the entire plot for every character played by my wildly dissociative secret identities...