The System forces me to play the heroine in a tragic romance, where I'm supposed to have my heart and kidneys ripped out for the male lead's unattainable beloved. Instead, I pull out my max-level skill library and switch into villain mode with a cold laugh. “Did you know I'm a retired veteran of the Quick Transmigration Bureau?” On day one, the male lead from the tragic romance drops to his knees, trembling, and offers me the company's shares. “Your Majesty, can I donate a kidney to save my life?” On day two, the original story's System suddenly screams and breaks down: [Warning! Host, what are you doing?! This isn't how the plot goes!] On day three... Looking at the world I've completely turned upside down, I lazily toy with a shard in my hand. “A tragic romance? Looks like it's someone else's turn to cry now.”
