Selling Coffee in Journey to the West: Brother Monkey Makes Latte Art with His Iron Rod

Jiang Tian had been doing just fine selling coffee at the 318 rest stop. Business was so good that he sold twenty-eight thousand yuan’s worth in a single day, then dropped dead from exhaustion by his van and transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West.

Brother Monkey: “Get me a latte with latte art, right away!”

Zhu Bajie: “You sell pork rinds made from pigs’ feet too?”

Bull Demon King: “What do you mean, your pickled cabbage and beef noodles have no beef?”

Lady Meng Po: “I’ll take a thousand iced, cold-brew forgetfulness teas!”

Jiang Tian: “Are you trying to work me to death?”