Livestreaming Shenanigans in the Cultivation World: A Bug Makes Me a God

“Error fixed. Your actual cultivation level = displayed cultivation level × 10086.” Jiang Chen arrives in the cultivation world with the [System for Hiding in Plain Sight]. He lays low until the Tribulation Transcendence stage, only to discover that the System has 99 bugs: What others see: a battered wooden sword. The truth: a god-slaying blade that once chopped up Cthulhu. What others see: a low-level fireball spell. The truth: a quantum-entangled solar flare. As he uses a lightning rod to cook hot pot, the entire cultivation world showers him with tips in the livestream: “Thanks to Demon Lord, the real one, for sending the Nine Heavens Tribulation! Double-tap 666 to unlock the tutorial on hot-potting an evil god’s tentacles!” One day, the System suddenly blue-screens: “Error fixed. You have earned the title [The One and Only God of Fun in the Myriad Worlds].” Jiang Chen looks at the check-in kiosk of the cybernetic Heavenly Court at the edge of the universe, grabs his phone tripod, and runs. “Fellow Daoists, let’s head to the next apocalypse dungeon!”