I was so obsessed with the martial arts that, while practicing the Iron Head Technique by smacking my own head with a brick, I accidentally knocked myself out. To my surprise, I transmigrated straight into the world of Naruto. The moment I opened my eyes, Orochimaru was trying to recruit me... How could I possibly agree? Orochimaru’s subordinates end up as sacrifices or vessels. Only an idiot would work for you! I’ve awakened a golden finger: once I build up enough renown, I can unlock every martial arts manual! From now on, I call the shots in the ninja world!
You have the Sharingan? I’ll learn the Soul-Stealing Technique!
You’re going to use Susanoo? I’ll cultivate an indestructible body!