[Funny sand sculptures × fictional history × invincible talking points]
Zhao Tiezhu, a modern social beast determined to live in peace, transformed into the most unpopular princess in ancient times. Faced with the fate of being sent to get married, she slapped the table: "Dah! Unless the other chief's people and gods are angry and the gods come down to earth!"
However, he has nothing but a broken mouth that has been illuminated and a golden finger with random effects. Calling people "struck by lightning"? As a result, the enemy camp was really struck by lightning in the next second! Complaining about being "too poor to eat dirt"? In the blink of an eye, the enemy country's economy collapsed inexplicably!
As a result, the situation in the Six Kingdoms suddenly changed due to her painting style:
The extremely beautiful man played the piano to her, and she said: "Brother, your transfer is more difficult than my life."
The old-fashioned master was so angry with her that he took oxygen: "It's insulting to the gentlemen! The gentlemen are sweeping the floor!"
General Zhenbei is responsible for guarding her, but he is always on the way to clean up her mess: "This general has encountered unprecedented challenges in his career."
She just wanted to keep a low profile and survive, but her verbal skills automatically lit up, and she accidentally stirred up the world.
"I just asked, still! Who is there?"
Let's see how the sand sculpture princess uses a broken mouth to stir up trouble in the court and sweep across the six countries!
Classic Princess Quote 1: "My princess's dream is to become a piece of pork that is salty, tender and can be eaten."
Classic Princess Quotes 2: (Facing an assassination) "Brother, have you applied for a ticket? I don't want to die without a discount, and I will be in a panic."
Classic Princess Quotations 3: "Brother, with your IQ, if you try to compete with the big yellow dog at the entrance of the village, it will think you are lower than the average level."
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Okay, the invincible Xiaoqiang
It's so perfect. It's worthy of praise. It's trustworthy. It's worthy of recommendation.
The subject matter is novel, I haven't seen an interesting article in a long time.