I could not conquer the harem in my previous life, but I cannot conquer the entertainment industry in this life. The Salted Fish Imperial Concubine Yu Baobao's only goal after dressing up as a fool: to clock in to work, get a packed lunch after get off work, and stay in the dormitory to watch dramas and order takeout.
Forced to participate in a devil survival variety show? Others begged her for a picnic, others set up a tent for her to make a hammock, and when she was undecided, she lay down and said, "I'm exhausted, so I'll roll in first." But something went wrong - she picked up a handful of cordyceps and was regarded as a great god in the wild; she had no choice but to show court etiquette (she just wanted to salt fish gracefully), and was praised as a classical goddess; she was forced to recite "Lazy Sheep and Sheep Quotations" (expressing the heartfelt feelings of salted fish), and became the spokesman for the new generation of bad philosophy!
Anti-fans: "Get out of the entertainment industry! What else can you do besides lying down?" Yu Weibo's eyes lit up: "You also make money while lying down... Huh? Wait, why did the money fly into your pocket?" Top celebrities called her crazy, famous directors asked her to "act in her true colors", and even national-level intangible cultural heritage came to her to discuss "classical lying down aesthetics"...
Yu Baobao: "I really just want to be quiet and just be a salted fish. How come the entertainment industry is so messed up by itself?!"
Very nice. Mesmerizingly written.