The Apocalypse's Top Zombie Salesman

To unlock survival supplies, she is forced to become a zombie salesperson, pedaling around on a beat-up bike and aggressively hawking eco-friendly zombies: “You there, customer! You look like you’re at death’s door. Perfect time to sign a deal!”

While everyone else trembles in the middle of a zombie horde, she’s tucking healing zombies into patients’ beds. While teams of superpowered fighters curse her as a devil, zombies are hauling supplies to help humans rebuild their homes.

“Can’t even get a drink of water without hitting my sales quota?” Jiang Sui’an tears up her task sheet in a fury. “I’m selling a hundred thousand zombies and getting back to Blue Star!”

From then on, the apocalypse takes a bizarre turn: zombies babysit children, warm the beds of lonely elderly people, and even team up to help customers get revenge. And behind the salesperson who’s always escaping through windows, a growing crowd of “conscientious products” follows along.

“Warning! Host is exploiting a bug again!” the System shrieks in a meltdown.

Jiang Sui’an gives the newly unlocked bottle of mineral water a playful shake and smiles. “That’s called putting the customer first~”