Mo Bufan transmigrates to a fantasy world and just wants to scrape by as a wandering street artist.
But on his very first night in business, a painted-skin demon corners him at his door. “Artist, paint me a beautiful face, or I’ll peel yours off!”
Looking at the freshly peeled human-skin mask, still dripping with blood, Mo Bufan bursts into tears.
Fortunately, his [Myriad Things Synthesis Brush] awakens just in time. The only problem is, it doesn’t work quite the way he expected:
[Ugly Door God] + [Itchy Grass] = “Portrait That’ll Make You Laugh to Death,” which makes the painted-skin demon laugh until its face splits apart!
[Broken Chamber Pot] + [Dragon-Patterned Shirt] = “Roaring Chamber Pot,” whose voice can send a century-old ghost fleeing!
[Portrait of a Beauty] + [Iron Ruler of the Law] = “Hot-Tempered Lady Constable Figurine,” which chases evil spirits for eight whole blocks, whacking them as it goes!
Lady Constable Qin Shuang: “Mo Bufan! You’re using a chamber pot to exorcise demons? And you made a figurine of me?! I’m throwing you in jail!”
Mo Bufan: “Have mercy, heroine! Next time I’ll draw a gentler version of you…”
From then on, Mo Bufan’s artistic style goes completely off the rails.
Others cultivate the Dao through the sword; he relies on abstract art.
Others use talismans to subdue spirits; he relies on bizarre combinations.
When a world-ending demon descends and everyone despairs,
Mo Bufan pulls out a peerlessly ugly painting fused from [the wishes of a million living beings] + [the lady constable’s fury] + [three years’ worth of his nosebleeds]…
“Demon Venerable, take a look at this!”
“Don’t laugh! I’m being serious… Hey, stop laughing! What do you mean, you laughed so hard you threw up?!”
[This is a hilarious fantasy comedy that’ll make your abs burst. Watch the protagonist combine a pile of junk into anything under the sun and turn the Three Realms into a work of abstract art!]
