Great Tang: After Getting Drunk and Scribbling a Poem, Your Majesty...

Office drone Li Mubai is reborn as a poor scholar in the Tang dynasty, but gets bound to the [Timeless Poet's Soul System]: the drunker he gets, the more divine his poetry becomes!

He only wants to sell poems for drinking money and live out his days as a carefree slacker in a golden age, but keeps getting forced to blow his secret identity wide open:

Drunk at a brothel, he writes “Bring in the Wine,” and the courtesan sighs through her tears, “Young master, stop pretending to be ordinary!”

At a banquet, he recites “Song of the Pipa,” leaving Chang'an's scholars collectively stunned: “You call this merely having a little literary talent?!”

At the border, he recites “A Song of the Marching Army,” and the general drops to his knees: “Poet Immortal, please bless the Tang!”

Li Shimin fixes his gaze on Li Mubai's unsteady retreating figure and declares, “This boy must be Li Bai reincarnated!”

Li Mubai clutches his head and cries, “I really am just copying my homework!”

But the more he explains, the faster his secret identity falls apart:

Could his casual “Quiet Night Thoughts” really predict a royal secret?

Could idly reciting “The Gallant Swordsman” really draw ten thousand martial artists to pay homage?

Then one day, thunderclouds suddenly gather in the sky, and a voice pierces time and space:

“Fellow Daoist, I am Li Taibai himself. It is time for me to return!”