The Empress Is Pregnant. What Does That Have to Do with Me, a Eunuch?!

(Alternate history + no System + empress + eunuch’s rise to power + fun, satisfying read)

I transmigrated into a eunuch and thought my life was over.

Who knew I’d have a rare, once-in-a-millennium Pure Yang Body that could slowly repair what was missing!

The empress cultivates demonic arts and needs Pure Yang energy every month to stay alive. I’m her only cure!

I start from the bottom as a menial servant and make careful moves at every step!

My rank rises: palace sweeper eunuch → supervisor of the bath pavilion → chief director of the Imperial Treasury → powerful commander of the Eastern Depot!

My martial arts advance: the Tendon Transformation Classic at beginner level → absorbing the empress’s chilling energy → tenfold power boost! I achieve the Third-Rank Diamond Finger!

My influence grows: alone → winning over loyal dog Cao Kun → founding the Eastern Depot → hundreds and thousands of agents as my lackeys. The hounds are unleashed, and every official trembles!

The empress: “Lin Ping’an, you’re nothing but my dog!”

I sneer. “Your Majesty, even a cornered dog will bite its master.”

My political rival: “You’re just a lowly eunuch. You dare oppose me?”

I pull out a toilet paper order. “This proves your corruption and abuse of office. Submit or die!”

She thinks she has me under her control, but she has no idea that I’m using her to slowly devour her empire!

This realm will soon belong to someone else!