Lin Jianguo's midlife crisis is more outrageous than anyone else's:
After spending three years unemployed and cooped up at home, he was sorting through his late father's carpenter's toolbox when an ink marker embedded with the "Luban Fragment" struck him and sent him hurtling into the cultivation world!
He wakes up as a "Five-Element Spiritual Root good-for-nothing" in the Qingyun Sect's menial disciple compound, only to be called an "old good-for-nothing" by a bratty young disciple.
He fires back with his professional skills: using PowerPoint to break down the "Qi-Guiding Art" and Excel to manage the finances.
He masters the basics in three days, making the youths who've practiced for half a year look bad, and turns fasting pills into "compressed-biscuit versions"!
From unemployed loser to a grandmaster of artifact crafting, then to managing a sect, he even conducts "performance reviews" while fighting demons. In the end, he builds a two-way space-time gate: with his left hand, he brings spiritual rice from Xuanzhou to his mother; with his right, he opens an artifact-crafting academy in the cultivation world. Even the sect elders are hooked on the mahjong he brought over!
What a comeback: hilarious enough to spit out your tea, and satisfying enough to make you stomp your feet!
