In order to save my life, I knocked on the door of the retired soldier Wang Lu Yuan who was said to have killed three assistants.
The moment I opened the door, the merit system in my brain sounded an alarm: [Warning!
An S-level high-concentration evil gas aggregation was detected 1 meter in front of the host, and the risk factor is MAX!
I looked at the iceberg face in front of me that was so handsome that people and gods were indignant. I swallowed, and followed the half-baked words given by the system, and spoke bravely:
"Handsome guy, this evil energy in your body is so concentrated that mosquitoes fly over it and you have to split it before walking away. If you don't resolve it, you will step on banana peels when you go out, and you will have to squeeze water between your teeth."
Lu Yuan sneered, looking like he was looking at a top mental patient: "I'll give you three seconds to disappear from my eyes."
"No, boss!" I blurted out in a panic, "Your fate is like the SSR in the world of beauty and beauty. It is exactly the target I want to save! In this way, you can test my strength by defeating me at fifty. I guarantee that your instant noodles tonight will not be just seasoning packets but no noodles!"
He slammed the door.
Me: "..."
System: [……]
Later, when this cold-blooded soldier saw with his own eyes that he was accurately hit by a flower pot falling from the sky, and was saved by my "Urgent as a law, are you okay?" Charm, he cornered me in the corner and asked with red eyes: "Who are you?"
Me: "I am... Your exclusive transport koi
