At the graduation party, my girlfriend publicly announced her breakup and fell into the arms of a rich second generation, just because I was too poor to even afford a decent meal. The ridicule from the whole class, the meanness from my future mother-in-law, and the condescending humiliation from the rich second generation all turned me into a complete joke.
Just when I was overwhelmed by the malice of the world, I unexpectedly awakened [The Cauldron of Return of All Evils]!
From then on, a path of cultivating immortality that subverted all three views unfolded at my feet!
I am surrounded by crazy fans of popular celebrities? "Thank you brothers for sending me the great gift package of cultivation. I am just about to achieve the Great Perfection of the Qi Refining Period!"
Is the ancient warrior from the Hidden World family interested in killing me? "Be more murderous! Please! I'm stuck at the bottleneck and all I need is your final kick!"
Competitors ask trolls to hack me online? I recharged 100 million with my backhand, igniting the fire even more: "Intensify your efforts! The day your keyboard breaks, I will become an immortal!"
Others rely on heaven and earth, miraculous elixirs, and thousands of years of hard work to cultivate immortality.
And I, Lin Feng, only need a mobile phone to cultivate immortality.
The fragmented novel arouses resentment among readers, and their cultivation level skyrockets!
Crazy ridicule in the live broadcast room, cultivation breakthrough!
"If I want to become an immortal, all I have to do is post on the Internet: Everyone here is rubbish!"
"Because the more you hate me, the stronger I will become!"
