Help! Crazy Criticizes the Villain for Insisting on Pampering Me, This Cannon Fodder

[Book penetration + sand sculpture + mind reading + cannon fodder counterattack + 1v1 sweet pet] What should I do if I become a cannon fodder female supporting character who can't survive more than three chapters? Wu Yinan said: Don't panic, it's not a big problem! As long as I am salty enough, the knife of plot cannot catch up with me! In order to survive, she decided—— Hug the thickest golden thigh in the book - the crazy villain! The villain in the eyes of others: sinister, cruel, moody, and a walking death. The villain in Wu Yinan's eyes: perfect meal tickets, humanoid money printing machine, mobile survival KPI! So, at the banquet, she hugged the villain's lap and cried until she cried: "Ooooooo, boss, I didn't bump into you on purpose. Look, I have an eighty-year-old mother above me and a three-year-old kid (none of them). Please let me live!" The villain who can read minds heard her voice: [Look at my acting skills, I even owe me an Oscar! As long as he doesn't kill me, today's meal will not be in vain! The boss narrowed his eyes slightly and raised his thin lips in a dangerous arc: "Oh? Really." He laughed! Did he want to throw me to the fish? Help! My luxurious buffet hasn't paid for itself yet! From then on, behind the big boss, there was a little follower who kept making rainbow farts and whose moral integrity was shattered. Everyone: She is dead. But as I waited, the painting style became more and more crooked... The legendary boss who is not a womanizer actually chases cannon fodder behind and feeds him every day. "This project is for you, you can lose whatever you want." "This black card is for you, there is no upper limit." Wu Yinan (pupil earthquake): Help! Is there something wrong with this plot? ! I just want to be a quiet little salted fish, why do you have to pamper me like a queen!