
Your Majesty, Please Stop Going Online
皇上,求求你别再上网了
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 290k Words
- Genre
- Unknown
- Subgenre
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- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Explore more →Please Recommend Hilarious, Unhinged Dual-Male-Lead Novels
Ideally, a pair of crazy characters 💪💪💪
Any Strong-Strong Pairings Without a Pale, Thin, Sickly, or Delicate Bottom?
Looking for books similar to *Horror Livestream: The Clingy, Possessive Evil God Is Knocking*. Not a smiling ball of sunshine. I want someone powerful enough to do whatever they want, the kind who transmigrates into a book and refuses to obey!!! The love interest should be strong too. No scheming green tea types, no raising them from childhood, and no sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside characters. I want dark-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside 🙏🙏
I’m So Tired of These, Please Recommend Some Good Books, Everyone!
I'm not picky about the genre. I just want something that really grabs me. Please save me, I'm so burned out from reading 😭
In the Chapter About the Monarch and His Ministers, the Minister Is Very Good-Looking, but the Emperor Loses His Temper When He Sees Him.
Looking for a ruler-and-minister story where the minister is incredibly handsome, and the emperor just can't stay mad at him. The minister should be the protagonist. Any type is fine, from ancient imperial-exam stories to quick transmigration and more.
I Just Accidentally Deleted My Entire Bookshelf 😱😭😭
Does anyone have any highly rated books to save this poor child? 😭😭
Any Super-Sweet BL Stories? I Really Can't Handle Any Angst
Any Fun Stories That Keep You Hooked? About Two Guys
Any really fun stories that won't make me drop them? Not the kind that suddenly lose their appeal halfway through. Two male leads. I'm begging you!!!
Male-Male Romance, Incredibly Sweet, You Won't Regret Falling In
So good! Two male leads, both incredibly strong. Absolutely amazing!
Ridiculously Funny Stories That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Can’t Breathe ↖(^Ω^)↗
Looking for Male-Male Variety Show Livestream Stories, No Dating Shows, with Two Strong Leads
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I'd like a book like Infinite Flow: He's Gorgeous, but Unfortunately, He Can Talk.
Looking for Hilarious Stories That’ll Make You Laugh Yourself to Death
Extremely, ridiculously funny. Total silliness, and the protagonist isn’t a self-sacrificing saint.
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Looking for Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories With Two Male Leads, The Kind That Make You Laugh Till You Drop
Aaaah, I'm desperate for something to read! Please, you wonderful people, take a look and help me out!
Hilarious Stories with Two Male Leads, the More Ridiculously Funny the Better! Please!
Looking for books like *I'm Zhang San, Currently Under Review*. This book had me laughing so hard I was rolling around on my bed, and my roommate asked if I'd lost my mind.
BL, Comedy, Variety Show Livestreams
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Seeking Recommendations During a Reading Slump
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Ridiculous and Hilarious Stories With Two Male Leads!!
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Looking for Great, Addictive Reads with Two Male Leads or No Romance
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Hahahahahahaha, this book is really interesting. A person who talks about "I'm not gay" every day is indeed the leader of CP fans. He produces food every day. He also talks nonsense every day in a serious manner. It's really cute and funny. He "tricks the people" every day and "goes back" every day. I will give you a marriage to a certain lady/general..." The other male protagonist is a person who likes to play straight. He is not shy at all. When he gets the opportunity, he will say "fall in love with me". The author's writing style is very good, and the characters are vividly portrayed. It is a pleasure to read the article [Send my heart][Send my heart]
The author's writing style is very good and the writing style is light and funny. The two male protagonists almost made me laugh. The emperor said to Diao Min with a cold face, "Good morning, Diao Min." "Good afternoon, Diao Min." "Good evening, Diao Min." "I and Diao Min are the best in the world." We "diao people" are really good, kind-hearted, soft-hearted and cute. When we realize that we like to be aggressive, we will confess it directly. It's so cute, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh.
It's very interesting, abstract, crazy, funny, and has no logic. It's very suitable for killing time. The interaction between Cen Bao and the emperor is very sweet. It should be a short story, but it's not finished yet. If you want to follow it, you can finish it in about one night. By the way, I really like Da Da's writing style! ! ! You must not abandon the trap! ! ! It was hard to find a short story that suited my taste! ! ! [Blowing kiss]
It is a very humorous and nonsensical piece of light-hearted and sweet article about daily life. It does not pay attention to high ideas or big world views. It is very suitable for mentally exhausted working people and struggling students. It is easy to use and is intended to entertain the audience. It is full of laughs. This work itself is not in the field of high-quality novels, so don't be frightened by the low-scoring book reviews. This book is not poisonous, and the characters are very interesting. I highly recommend everyone to watch it. It can be ranked at the forefront of funny articles. According to my five points, the author can get four points, which is already the top. No five points is a limitation of the subject matter. But because of Tomato's inexplicable scoring system and weird book reviewers, I must give it five stars. Many bad books have a score of 9 or above, so this one can't be any worse. [Punch]
I really like watching the back-and-forth between Xiao Yue and the emperor, and the squabbling and bickering between the prime minister and Xiao Yue. There are also Sister Shen, Leziman, and those AI robots. Hahahaha, I feel that the author has described a very warm and interesting world [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss]. Although it is labeled as a epileptic novel, under this abstract plot and character setting, I can feel that the characters are vividly depicted with their own thoughts and have various reactions [send heart] [send heart] [send heart]. Anyway, I want to give my whole heart to Tomato for the first time [love] [love] [love]
The rice always smells good every time I feed it, and the articles are super eye-catching. The emperor who traveled through ancient times, and Xiao Xu who works as a maid, what kind of brain power can he write such bright articles? I love it. [Send my heart][Send my heart][Send my heart] It's so beautiful, why is the rating so low? ! !
‼ ️‼ ️Beautiful! I just don't know why it's not popular. I really hope the author updates 100 chapters every day! ! I challenged myself to write a long review. It's a pity that it didn't become popular. It's not finished yet, but the plot is going well, the overall style is very relaxed, and it's quite funny! I really like this setting, I love ancient times and modern attacks! The cuteness of Cheng, who doesn't know whether she loves or not, really pissed me off. I really like Cheng Yue. He slowly guides the other person to understand love, and the method is not too extreme. It also has a program effect in the text. The deputy CP is also good, but I don't want too much description. The current appearance of the deputy CP is not too excessive and is more appropriate. Anyway, I hope this can become popular🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️Come on, author‼ ️‼ ️‼ ️Double Orange 99‼ ️‼ ️ Finally a rating! As a reader who has been following the article since there was no rating, I would like to express what I want to say here: I hope everyone can be more tolerant of new writers, and don't make malicious negative comments. It's perfectly fine to give opinions, but some people's tone is really too harsh, and they still give themselves an immediate reputation. ! Rice really generates electricity for love, and the update speed is also very fast. Her sincerity can be seen, which is rare for a new author. Finally, I hope the rice will be refueled! Looking forward to your progress! !
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking Two male protagonists, past and present, Lu Ka and the emperor This article is very in line with the mental state of contemporary people. It is crazy and ridiculous but also perfect. This is one of the rare articles that has a particularly graphic feel. Each character is written with the feeling of a comic, and it even feels like reading a comic. So it's funny, especially the Emperor. It can be said that he is a talented player who starts at zero frames. In addition, it's very sweet. It's a two-way trip, and it's a straight shot. It's really easy to hit. In fact, I feel that the author has also laid some foreshadowings in his words, such as Cen Yue's true identity, whether the emperor can go back or whether he will stay, Shen Nanzhi's situation, and the story of the deputy CP. Fully expected If you like light comedy, comic-style, funny and a little bit crazy, this book is worth reading.
I like it so much. It's fun and interesting. The teacher's books are all very interesting. The one about Little Balsam Gua is also good. I really like the teacher. It's very sweet and beautiful. I really can't bear to see it end. It's the first time I've read a whole book seriously. I've been following it since I was a kid. I really like this kind of subversive but sometimes touching writing. I really like it. I hope people who are not used to this style can do it themselves. Click to exit, there is no need to leave some unflattering remarks, this is not sober, it is being mean, and it is impolite [crying] The author writes purely for love to generate electricity, you are not qualified to point fingers, eat free meals and scold the cook, isn't this setting someone else's blame, there is no such thing [crying]
It's quite sweet, the setting is interesting, and the people in it are also funny. The tempers of both of them are a bit unstable, and they are indeed epileptic. Faint feeling of suspension [covering face] I felt a little tired halfway through. Retreat.