Just How Many Bedchamber Favorites Does the Empress Dowager of the West Have?

[Absurd, silly, hilarious, snarky style; fictional ensemble cast; no romance]

The little palace maid Wu Yu transmigrates into the Empress Dowager’s body, sharing it with another soul. From then on, every day brings new surprises and fresh scares!

“Jiang Xueying, if you don’t say something right now, I’ll spill the beans about all twenty-three of your favored bedchamber companions!”

How many?

Wu Yu stares at the Empress Dowager in shock.

Twenty-three male favorites?

The Empress Dowager grips the armrests tightly, doing her utmost to maintain her image of composure.

Meeting Wu Yu’s skeptical gaze, she says airily,

“Actually, there are twenty-five.”

“But one pair of twins came to assassinate me, so they were classified as assassins instead.”

“What a pity!”

“The brothers perfected their bedroom techniques so they could get a chance to assassinate me. As a result, no one who came after them could measure up.”

“I still regret killing them a little.”

“Hmm… I’ll have Old Ba hurry up and develop a drug that makes people obey.”

Wu Yu: “…”