My Whole Family Are Villains? No Fear, This Little Heiress Is a Total Menace

[Insane!] Five-year-old Xia Qimiao awakens to the truth: after a rebellious goose pecks her on the butt,

she, the boss of the geese in the Northeast, will one day grovel before a man called the male lead, fawn over him, and obey his every whim, becoming nothing more than a stepping stone.

Her gentle father, beautiful mother, and exceptionally handsome brothers will all turn into hideous wrecks, and in the end, only a broken family will remain.

Xia Qimiao: ...

Hey, who do you think you're messing with?

What kind of troublemaking scoundrel would dare mess with her family?!

*Her eldest brother will die in a car crash?

No problem. She'll find the culprit, then buy her brother a bicycle so he won't have to work himself to death driving a BMW.

*Her second brother will be disgraced?

No problem. She'll fire back at every accusation, then buy a megaphone to hang around his neck and broadcast stories of the hero wandering the world every day.

*Her third brother will disappear without a trace?

Don't worry. She'll hold his hand, pull him out of a mess of strange numbers and symbols, and teach him how to get home.

*Her fourth brother will be disfigured?

It's fine. She'll protect him and give him the best face powder, so people can't make a hundred different claims about one complexion.

And her dad, mom, sister, and best friends...

Xia Qimiao's family will all live good, healthy lives!

But...

Why did nobody tell her that her brothers had all been reborn,

and that they were even more villainous than her, the actual villain?!

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