This Player Is Ridiculously Calm!

In a brutal infinite survival game, what's the most terrifying thing?

A hideous monster, a deadly trap, or a teammate's betrayal?

No. For Ling Xiu, a professional bad-review critic, it's the awful plot, the inefficient monster respawn system, and the death flags riddled with logical holes!

While other players scream and run from ghosts, Ling Xiu frowns and leaves bad reviews for their makeup and entrances.

While other players fret over missions that offer almost no chance of survival, Ling Xiu complains to the System that the instructions are unclear and demands compensation for emotional distress.

Then he accidentally binds to the [God-Tier Director System].

[Beginner Director's Tools issued: “Key Clue” Spotlight ×1, “Dying Henchman's Last Stand” ×1, “Villain Gets Dumber Aura” (Trial Version) ×1]

Ling Xiu: “...”

Well, things are starting to get interesting.

From then on, the infinite world has one player who never does things by the book. He can turn a horror movie into a comedy and transform desperate situations into his personal stage.

Everyone: “Boss, what should we do?”

Ling Xiu adjusts his nonexistent glasses and yawns lazily. “Don't rush. Let me finish picking apart this dungeon's terrible script first, then I'll direct a ‘protagonist's last-second comeback’ scene... And remember, give it your all. The crew meal for a botched take doesn't come with chicken legs.”