He just traveled through time and became Sun Wukong, and was trapped under the Five Elements Mountain?
Guanyin is holding a tight spell and wants to give me a slap in the face and start PUA in the workplace?
Sorry, I've had enough of the suffering of social animals!
At the beginning, he broke the tight spell with his backhand and told the gods and Buddhas in the sky: I will not go to this Western Heaven even if you beg me!
I learned from the scriptures on the surface, and enlightened all things secretly. The Golden Cudgel became a coquettish little loli, and the Eighty-one Difficulties became my ladder to heaven.
White Bone Demon?
Stop fighting and come to the bowl!
Daughter's country?
It's not a disaster, it's my back garden!
The Buddha said that all living beings are equal, but I think all living beings are chess pieces.
Today, I, Old Sun, will overturn this chessboard and re-establish the Three Realms!