Rebirth of Wu Dalang: After the Consecration, the Song Dynasty Became

[Rebirth and Revenge+Shadow's Cool Article+Dark Funny+Counterattack Slap in the Face] Wu Dalang was poisoned and reborn. When he opened his eyes and returned to the cake stall, he found half a bag of arsenic in hand! In despair, he gnawed on the cake and wanted to commit suicide, but he awakened to the "poisonous milk and opened his mouth" - the curse turned into a reverse speech spirit! "I wish Pan Jinlian could comb her hair!" - Half of her head was bald after combing it! "May Ximen Qing be beautiful and blessed!" - He was chased out of three streets by a crazy girl weighing two hundred pounds! "I wish Grandma Wang's house beams strong!" - The roof collapsed on the spot and turned into a dangerous house! Wu Dalang was ecstatic: "Where is this arsenic? This is my golden finger!" From then on, he became the "number one disaster star in Yanggu County". He saved others with a simple and honest appearance, but went crazy behind the scenes: • Pan Jinlian: Before she fell to her death on the stairs, she heard him "concern": "Madam, be careful where you step!" • Ximen Qing: When he fell off his horse while drunk, his "blessings" echoed in his ears: "Have a good journey, high official~" • Wang Po: Before being hit in the head by a tile, he shouted: "Godmother! The roof is very safe!" When the three-man group was wiped out, he took out the "Gratitude Sign" and cried miserably: "They insist on repaying their kindness, and I am helpless!" In the end, the short and ugly Wu Da counterattacked and became a "Wu Da official", living in a mansion and recruiting younger brothers. Even Wu Song was confused: "Brother, how can you be richer than Ximen Qing?" [Famous Sand Sculpture Scene] • Ximen Qing's face was stained by his trousers, and the whole city laughed like crazy: "This high-ranking official is so beautiful and lucky!" • Pan Jinlian splashed water on her to have an affair, but was doused with pot water and turned into a drowned rat! • Wu Dalang recited a curse while chewing the poisoned cake: "Don't die too soon, the inheritance hasn't been signed yet!" "Once I'm born again, I want them to die miserably, and I want the whole county to praise me for my kindness and righteousness!"