I Only Want to Be a Foolish Emperor, So Why Is It So Hard?

After transmigrating into the body of a ruler whose kingdom is on the verge of collapse, Gu Changge binds himself to the “Strongest Fatuous Ruler System.” As long as he squanders the treasury and angers loyal ministers, he can become an immortal. So he recklessly courts disaster: promoting corrupt officials, favoring eunuchs, spending the treasury on gardens, and feeding the border garrisons' grain to goldfish. But who could have guessed that every one of his loyal ministers would have an astounding imagination? “His Majesty promotes corrupt officials so we can see who the parasites of the realm are!” “His Majesty lives in extravagance to lull enemy nations into complacency while secretly raising a million troops!” “Your Majesty, stop pretending. We understand! The northern barbarians have already been flattened by your three thousand Imperial Guards, and the Buddhist kingdom in the Western Regions surrendered after the eunuchs you sent there preached to them!” Looking at the ever more prosperous fortunes of his kingdom and his loyal ministers kneeling to cry, “His Majesty is wise!”, Gu Changge clutches the [Star-Destroying Cannon Blueprint] the System just gave him and bursts into tears. “I only wanted to be a fatuous ruler. How did I end up unifying the whole world?!”