Sign-In from the Start: I Have a Hidden Emperor, but I Just Want to Lie Flat

My name is Su Chen. I'm intensely antisocial and have a terminal case of laziness. My lifelong dream is to lie flat.

But the System insists on forcing me to take disciples!

Looking at all these "problem children" in front of me, I can't help but feel a headache coming on.

My eldest disciple, Ye Tian, is an abandoned son of his clan, a cripple with a broken leg?

"Here, take this rock and rub your leg with it. This trashy book should help pass the time."

And yet he became a God of War who swept through the ages, gazing at me with blazing admiration!

My second disciple, Lin Qingxue, has a clouded sword heart and is cold and withdrawn?

"Don't overthink it. Just swing your sword for fun. Here's a leaf to play with."

And yet she became a sword immortal who looked down upon the world, but her ears turn red whenever I praise her!

My third disciple, Luo Qingcheng, is a reborn Empress with a frail, sickly constitution?

"Poor thing. Have a wild fruit, listen to a nursery rhyme, and get some sleep early."

And yet she recovered her Empress cultivation, but now clings to me every day, acting spoiled and begging for hugs!

When my disciples became renowned throughout the heavens one by one, turning into legends in the eyes of others, they always said, "Everything I have was given to me by my master!"

And I, Su Chen, am lying in a rocking chair, completely bewildered.

Wait, what exactly did I do?!