Struck by Lightning by Mistake, the Pixiu and the Panda Are Now a Couple

A thousand years ago, a heavenly lightning bolt went astray, trapping a Pixiu and a panda spirit in the same immortal bracelet and forcing them to cultivate together. The Pixiu scolded the panda: “Cuteness is shameful. Don't even think about siphoning my immortal energy!” The panda merely rolled over lazily and hugged him tighter. “Rule three of the dual-cultivation handbook: no domestic violence...”

Then, one day in the modern era, the immortal bracelet unexpectedly shattered. The Pixiu laughed wildly. “At last, I'm free, what are you doing!” The panda calmly pulled out their marriage certificate. “We're officially recognized partners. Want to live apart? Get a divorce first.”